Dead Geisha Colored

The Dead Geisha! ( If you read NOTHING else, please read her Tavern dialogue down a bit from here in Quotation marks. )

She was going to be a regular Geisha at first....but...SHE'S A ZOMBIE!! Come on!! Also, it gave me an Excuse to make a character who was a hidden walking reference to a piece of obscure popular culture. See how many people can figure out what that reference is....I bet no one will. That's how obscure it is!! And yes, Her Make-up is meant to resemble a human skull. On a related note, does anyone notice how her sash is tied around her waist?

I had the Idea for the two separate character classes, and Dead Geisha was going to be in Chapter 4, but I decided to bump her on up to one and send the regular Geisha back in her Place.

What does the Dead Geisha do? Well....a lot of freeky-deeky stuff. Summoning bone dragons, giant skeletons and bushido armor and mangle her enemies, she has those blue fireballs floating around her at all times...and she also a very thick, very dense fog that rolls in right behind her that makes her very difficult to actually hit. And she's....generally creepy. Just all around freaky. Her Tavern Dialogue usually starts off innocent...and then gets very morbid very quickly...Like this!!

" No...I don't have a boyfriend. I'd like one, but oh well. Boyfriends are like Razor wire. You think that Razor wire is there to help you and keep all the bad people away from you...but then the very same Razor wire slices your arm clean off....because he wrapped it around your arm...tied the other end to his truck....hand-cuffed you to a street-lamp...and then sped off doing 85 down the highway...and you find yourself there...all alone in the cold, dark, night...bleeding to death...with nothing left that's worth holding on to anymore...so you just hope that the darkness embraces you, and holds you tight and close to her bosom...but then you realize that he needs to pay and you find yourself sewing your arm back on... with the very same razor wire that he used to pull it off...so you spend the next five years tracking him down...and you learn he's got a new wife and some kids....but none of that matters...he has to pay. So you find him and rig him up to a nice little device you made. You make him choose between his man-parts and his life. You hand him a remote-control that if he uses it, it will chop off his manhood and release him to live...if he doesn't...well, the device you strapped him into will pull his arms, legs and finally head off. I don't think I ever got all of that blood out of my hair...No matter how hard I washed standing under the flesh-burning waters...it never seemed to fully come out. What about you? Do you have a Boyfriend or a Girlfriend? Oh, You're leaving? Alright. I'm like the Darkness. I never really go anywhere, and just like the Darkness, no matter what anyone tells you...there's always something about me that can and will hurt you...in very bad ways...very...very...very bad...horrible...evil ways....horrible evil ways that I like to drag on and on to make you hurt for a very long time, so you can hurt like I do. So you can know the pain I feel, every time I take a step. In a way, I'm being kind to you, because it does end after a while...for you anyways, but not for me. It never ends for me. Never. Never."

The Dead Geisha also has two voices. One is like a sweet Japanese Young Woman...the other one is really quiet, almost whispering, very soft-spoken, monotonic and melodramatic....and thats the one that comes out with her morbid conversation moments.